Monday, December 08, 2008
It’s time to trim the tree… Let’s go out with a BANG!!

As the year closes I gotta a few roasts to get off my chest to end the year!!!! Fat B-A-C-K Beyonce aka Shamu of HOT 107.9, Fake Ass Promoters and The Real Housewives Of Atlanta!!!!!!!! Yessssssss…… If there is a tree thats needs trimming…. The Queen will definately…. Trim It!!! It’s time to gag!!! I know you miss me!!!!

Nasti Muzik 08
Who is in the hot seat this week???????? The Dirty Awards Wrap Up…..Big Fat B-A-C-K Beyonce from HOT 107.9 Atlanta and I’m not talking about Sasha Fierce….. Either!!!!!!!!! All these fake ass Promoters, Booking fake ass shows…….. And why don’t yall leave NeNe from the Real Housewives of Atlanta alone???? Fox 5 NEWS Atlanta yall know yall DEAD ass WRONG!!!!!!!

For Starters………Beyonce from HOT 107.9 Atlanta you look like a Fat Fugly Whale……. Looking like Shamu at Sea World!!!!! How could you HATE on the Queen???? You FAT BITCH…… I been owing YOU dis ROAST since the Beef Series DVD when you tried to hate on the QUEEN!!!!!!! Talking bout….. How can I thank I’m the Queen Of The South??? How could you give yourself a name like BEYONCE??? When your name shoulda been SHAMU…..Do FRIES come with that SHAKE?????? Trying to dish out 2 tickets for the Dirty Awards….. Bitch. Im glad I wasn’t there cuz that shit was a FLOP!!!!!!! Wit your DIRTY FAT ASS tryna throw an awards show!!!! Bitch you tryna throw SALT on the Queen???? You shoulda been fired immediately!!!! You aint BLACK Bitch……You betta be glad I wasn’t there…. Cuz I woulda beat yo ass and been Hogged Tied and carried out like Alpha Mega and Big Kuntry King… Keep Fucking around….. I‘ll make the whole club BEAT yo ass hoe….. STAND DOWN….. Bitch!!!!!!! You is what I call a UNDERCOVER HATER.. …….. Well…… Imma make it eaiser for your FAT ASS…… I don’t FUCK wit you……. Stankin skin bitch!!!!! And I don’t give a damn if you don’t ever play my shit…. The hood already know that YOU and Mommie Chu La like to suck BLACK dick and they put it in your mouf for SPINS… Kick rocks…. HOE!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!!!!!!

Nowwwwwwww…… For these Fake Ass, Fuck Ass, Broke Ass, No Money Having Ass Play Play ass PROMOTERS!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all…….. If you aint got no money don’t BOOK no show… Don’t depend on Paying the Queen with the MONEY you make off the DOOR…. I FUCK WIT REAL NIGGAS….. WIT REAL MONEY!!!! If you aint got no MONEY don’t call the Queen tryna Book no Muthfuckin SHOW….. Wit yo Broke Asses… Crying about travel money!!!! If you wanna ROB somebody…. Rob a Bank!!!! Don’t rob the Queen from her precious time and have my FANS disappointed. Fuck ass Niggas wanna steal and RENIGGGGGG on MY travel money!!! How in the hell you gonna spend all the damn money on promotion and aint even SECURED the Queen???? No Muthafuckin Deal!!!!!! Kick rocks….. BITCH!!!! Just to think…I wanted to CHEAT on my husband WEEZY give you some of Thug Misses Pussy… Im glad I got PUSSY CONTROL…. You just missed out on the Best Pussy Eva Had In Yo Life… DAMN… Now I can’t suck ya like a mosquito….. Broke dick Nigga!!

Moving right along……….. Nowwwwww… Yall been begging the Queen to Roast the Real Housewives of Atlanta and I have been trying to keep my two cents to myself for the Longest!!!! But now I have to come to my sista NeNe’s rescue!!!!
Fox 5 News….. Yall know yall Dead Ass Muthafucking Wrong!!!! Yall shoulda been on the scene when the Queen was in the Queen City ready to perform and them niggas tryna steal a bitch travel MONEY…. Instead of being at NeNe house filming her getting EVICTED!!!!! That’s what I call ….Breaking News!!! Kim and Sheree yall aint bout shit….. Fake ass bitch tryna fake like she had cancer and Sheree tryna act all STUCK UP lost her CASE, HOUSE and the kids is back at PUBLIC School!!!! We aint even gone mention Lisa…… Yall know the one who was married to Keith Sweat, that didn’t even bother to mention her other two children. Yall know, the one that got married to the nigga after knowing him a month, the one who showed the BOYZ his fat CAKES on national TV??? Rewind it and showed us again??? Did I mention that we in Atlanta??? DL Nigga all day!!!!!! Did any of them whores have real careers before they met their husbands with all these fake ass FOUNDATIONS…. Deshawn gone loose her house next… Doing all that fake ass FLEXING for TV… When yall whores shoulda been keeping it real like the Queen????? All them hoes including yall bitches that reading this shit is two steps away from being EVICTED and don’t know whether or not yall gone buy groceries or gas!!! Why is this news????? Cuz NeNe was on TV??? You bitches kills me!!!! The Queen been evicted 36 times and I aint never made the news……. NeNe told yall from JUMP Street that she aint had no DAMN Money so why is this Breaking News???? Breaking News…. Is Deelishis getting all that airbrushing tryna cover up all them STRETCH MARKS and KEYLOIDS and finally left that Queen she was bout to marry…. Breaking News is when him and Lisa‘s Husband Ed come on out that closet!!! Breaking News…. Is Why did Jada and Vivica go to Lil Kim’s plastic surgeon and fucked they faces up when they was beautiful all along??? Breaking News…. Is when Michelle Obama announces she’s having President Barack Obama’s first born son….. Yesssssssssss….. That’s what I call….. Breaking News!!!!

NeNe….. Call me Girl……… Cuz the Queen was having your back all along cuz you was the only real bitch on the show wit a real Black King on your arm that works hard everyday…. Being evicted…… That’s nothing… We all been there…. The bad part about it is, they consider this Breaking News, but this is something that Black people been going through for hundreds of years but the Buck stops here!!!!! Obama Bitch!!!! I’m retiring my Roasting Cup. I have been blessed and able to enjoy so much at a young age!!! I was able to see the first black man become President and with that….. Its time for CHANGE!!!! Not saying that I wont roast a bitch every now and again but I have better things to do with my time like promote my new album Nasti Muzik and my live album Nasti Muzik Live……. On tour “09” Book your show today!!!! This has been such a wonderful year full of roast and gags…. So to end the year 2008 we are having The Ultimate Gag Countdown!!! Which Blog was your Ultimate Gag?????????

1. Janet…….. Miss Jackson if you Nasty????
2. Trina… The Bullet Aint The Only Thang Dats Been in Dat Bitch Mouf!!
3. Slut Bucket Ass whores Making It Bad for Real Queens Like Me
4. Wendy “Crackhead” Williams and Her Husband Fucking Young Girls.
5. Vh1 Miss Rap Supreme
6. Mista Cherry
7. MC Serch non rapping ass and YoYo aka B-A-C-K Girl.
8. Lollipop Remix
9. Big Bat Broke Broke Ass Records
10.Be Your Lady Video Shoot
11. Nasti Muzik In Stores Now
12. Khia Done Outsold Her Husband Weezy.
13..DJ Cheron of Detroit and Deelishis Undercover Hatin Ass
14. Poor-sha Fox from V103
15. Stupid Stu from Tampa’s 95.7 The Beat
16. Greg “ Gay Ass” Street from V-103
17. Datwon” Juicy Lip” Thomas of XXL Magazine and Jamie Old Ass from Sister
2 Sister.
18. Puffy steals Danity Kane’s money and why the Hood is calling him a “PEDIFILE”
19. BET HIP HOP AWARDS
20. Beyonce at Hot 107.9, Dirty Awards, Fake ass Promoters and The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

BONUS. HIT EM UP TRINA DISS

Please be sure to vote for your ULTIMATE GAG!!! I love you making you laugh and will keep the gags coming for the 09. Remember…. This is entertainment People…. Live, Love and Laugh!!!! We will post the Ultimate Gag January 1, 2009.…… Stay tuned!!!

It was a wonderful year full of Nasti Muzik…… Thank you all for helping make all of my dreams come true!!!!

Nasti Muzik Live Album Summer 09
Khia’s New Reality Show Fall 09.
Khia on Nasti Muzik Tour Spring 09
Khia’s New Album… Motor Mouf Spring 2010

Pass It On……………… Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!! Be sure to pick up the new Ozone sex edition…… Yessssssss…. I still love my husband Weezy….. Chilrens and all!!!!